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sit·u·a·tion (sch-shn)
n.
1. a. The way in which something is positioned vis-Ã -vis its surroundings.
b. The place in which something is situated; a location.
2. Position or status with regard to conditions and circumstances.
3. The combination of circumstances at a given moment; a state of affairs.
4. A critical, problematic, or striking set of circumstances.
5. A position of employment; a post.